nip·ple gauge    (npl gj)
  n.

   The Nipple Gauge is a credit card sized device used for measuring, you guessed it, nipples. 

Getting her top off has never been easier...

It's cheap, it's funny, and it WORKS!

 Patent Pending.  © 2004 NGauge Industries, Inc. & www.NippleGauge.com.  All models are over the age of 18.